When a girl tells me to “kiss her ass” I’m always quit to remind her that it is not advisable to underestimate someone’s willingness to put lips on asses. I mean, I’d die a happy dude if a bitch would use my face as her personal chair. I bet a bunch of you nasty motherfuckers feel the same way! I’ve tried my best over the years to get my face as close as humanly possible to as many booties as state law would allow. I’m proud of myself to be honest. Everyone needs goals, am I right?

When I can’t get physically underneath a cheeky girl, I boot up the trusty laptop and load up one of my favorite black booty chat cam shows. Those models are fucking gorgeous and they are always up for a good time.

Let me help spice up your night. Go ahead and go live now with viky_latin. I don’t think you’ll find a more satisfying way to empty your balls than spending your time with her.

Black beauties with big fat booty have one thing in common. They like showing their asses off way too much. Their inability to keep their ample mocha skin under wraps is why Black GF Revenge has so many hardcore ebony fuck videos filled with wide asses. And don’t get me wrong, I am all for black babes showing what they are twerking with!

Most of the dumbass bitches on the site don’t even know they are getting video taped. The ones that do are so slutty they think it is cool. I bet you they ain’t gonna be singing that same tune once they get to grandma’s house on Christmas. Them bitches is going to be in for a whooping!

Funny shit is that the guys making the video aren’t going to get more than a terse eye from granny. That is because granny knows they are players and players gotta play. No use in hating on them.

Sometimes I get frustrated by the fake booty sites. You know those ones with white bitches that got no booty, but the director uses camera tricks and lenses to make it look like she has a thunder butt. Why do that shit when you can have some Pink Passion above? She has a real thick booty that cannot be faked by a camera lens. This is the kind of thing a girl has to be born with.

If you are fed up with those fake sites you can always do what I did. Start watching daily updated twerk videos on TwerkFlix. This dude is a big booty aficionado. He take his fetish for wide asses seriously. Twerk Flix is a community where you can upload your own booty content and create collections of what interests you. Best of all, it is free.

Not many babes out there can be considered all that and a bag of chips. They might have some booty to write home about, but are lacking in the rack department, or it’s the other way around.

Alia Starr of Round and Brown truly is all that and a bag of chips. Her body is stacked and packed with nutty goodness. Her juicy booty is thick and tight. Her huge tits sway and flop as you tap that onion booty from the back. Shit, this review almost sounds more like a cooking show!

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