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I have never been to a chiropractor before, but my back has been giving me a hard time. I got online and looked up videos of what adjustments are like. Before I knew it, a couple hours had passed and I was officially a “crack addict.”

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Another guy gets a lot of patients showing up in yoga pants. He puts them into all sorts of positions and very little is left to imagination. The jiggle is incredible, but I would have loved to see it being done with no pants at all.

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