The gloves are coming off for this post. No holds, barred. Hitting below the belt isn’t just OK, it is mandatory. When you go up against Phat Black Freaks like Crystal you are going up against the kind of women that doesn’t take no for an answer!

It is time for you to elevate your game and stop playing that safe shit everyone knows you by. We aren’t talking about a little junk in the trunk here. We are talking about Phat booty so big you had better keep aware of what is going on around you or you might get crushed. Play your cards right and you just might walk away with that hazard pay.

Phat Black Freaks is for real men that know what they want. Big black booty. You had better have a ten inch dick or you won’t even make it past the thighs!

Along with PhatBlackFreaks.com you also get access to the best booty network available. Take the tour and scroll to the bottom of the page. They have more black booty, white booty, Asian booty, Latin booty and more.

Well, go ahead there, Playboy. Show us what you’ve got. What? You can’t handle that? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!?!? You were talking like some kind’a hustler. Like you could run the world. Well, run that shit! Show momma what’cha got!

That there is the Oooowee booty. Booty so big you can see it from a mile away. This shorty is used to getting what she wants and tonight she wants you. What? You scared?

It takes a real man with a big dick to satisfy a woman like this. Are you gonna stand up to the plate? Do you have what it takes to rock her world? Well Oooowee, yo! Maybe you do have what it takes. Maybe you will hit a home run.

Oooowee.com is where real men go. Men that think tennis players are for sissies. Guys that think Beyonce could put on a few pounds if she wants to turn the right kind of heads.

Members of Oooowee get more than just some grip tight hips, they also get access to the entire Hush Pass network. Take the tour and find out why this is one good thing that has been kept hush-hush for far too long. Time to break a piece off for yourself!

An ass so thick and juicy each cheek is referred to individually. As a whole it is plural, Olivia’s Bottoms. A true jungle drop booty you don’t see everyday. That is what makes this one so fucking special.

Just like her booty, Olivia’s web site is like two sites in one. Olivia started out an amateur booty model. She entered a contest for the best booty and won. With the money she upgraded her site, the camera and bought some lights.

Now Olivia’s Bottoms has hints of professionalism. I am not sure which Olivia I like more. The nice thing is that all of her past booty shots and booty videos are archived for eternity. They aren’t going anywhere and neither am I. You can count this brotha a member for life!