October and autumn are finally here. I can smell the pumpkin spice in the cooling air. It’s my favorite time of year because I love the weather. I don’t care too much about the actual holidays. I’ve started seeing lots of fliers for local harvest festivals that are coming up. Everybody else can go to those. I’d rather be at home checking out a Pimp Parade.
My income always increases around the holidays and I should probably try saving it, but I already know I’m going to blow most of it on porn. It’s what I do every year. It’s sort of like a Christmas tradition. Except this year, I think I’ll have most spent before we even hit Thanksgiving. I just signed up for PimpParade.com today, but already hear other porn memberships calling my name.
As a smart shopper, I always look first for discounts to porn sites with big asses, but I have a huge porn appetite so am never satisfied with just one pass. I guess this has filled the void left by quitting gambling, but with hardcore porn like this, the odds are definitely stacked in my favor. Every time I blow my load, it’s a real win.
